Hip hip hooray it is Friday

It is an angel, is it the pearly gates? No, it's Sarah. I have been so good this week I actually hate myself. I have only had one pint and 2 glasses of wine since Saturday night and I have run the correct distances on the correct days. I have not stuffed my face. To be honest, I feel like an empty hollow shell of a person. This isn't me. I am not virtuous. I am evil. I tempt people into the pub. I force wine down their throats. What has gone wrong? I am broken....sob. For once, however, I am not broke at the end of the week as I haven't flipping done anything.